Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
