I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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