I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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