I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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