I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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