i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I smell stomach acid.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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