You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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