I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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