Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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