You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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