Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
And then he peed in my hair
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