the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
