dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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