maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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