NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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