i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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