But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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