How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
