i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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