we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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