I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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