Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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