nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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I just blew my weed a kiss
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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