Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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