everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
ugly people sure do ruin things
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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