I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just pee around me
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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