Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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