either way he was missing a nipple.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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