He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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