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just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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