these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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