Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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