So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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