Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.