Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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