I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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