so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
