it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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