She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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