Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?