She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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