Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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