You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Randomize
