question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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