You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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