I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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