Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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