Buhtt sex?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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