i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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