We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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