dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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