She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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