I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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