Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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