Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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