Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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