why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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