I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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