We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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