im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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