We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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